If you are a US prison inmate your penis is being replaced

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Because contraband is being smuggled into prisons in the US at an alarming rate, concealed in body parts, all male inmates will be forced to have their penis surgically replaced with a clear penis bioengineered by Cleartunes. There is no cost to the inmate of their families. There are no exeptions except if a doctor confirms that such a surgery would physically endanger the life of the individual inmate. Surgeries will start in September of this year and the replacements completed in DOCs throughout the United States by 2027.

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Also, Cleartunes is working on clear butts for all inmates to stop "keistering" but it's proving to be much more difficult to do than a clear penis. They should have all the bugs worked out by 2030.