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plateshutoverlock
2023-03-12 22:48:05 UTC
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Ad-seg sucks, so let's liven things up here a bit

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(calls out to guards)

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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(stuffs prison issue jumpsuit into toilet)

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(tier floods with water)

Oh goodie! The beetle squad is suiting up
and getting ready to rush
my cell and thump me around. Horray!
A free vacation in a mental observation
cell! I can hardly wait. OC gas is very
tasty.
Ken Olson
2023-03-12 23:35:07 UTC
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Post by plateshutoverlock
Ad-seg sucks, so let's liven things up here a bit
(begins kicking on locked steel cell door)
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(calls out to guards)
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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(stuffs prison issue jumpsuit into toilet)
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(tier floods with water)
Oh goodie! The beetle squad is suiting up
and getting ready to rush
my cell and thump me around. Horray!
A free vacation in a mental observation
cell! I can hardly wait. OC gas is very
tasty.
Turn off the water to the cell before the flood. Pump the cell full of
gas and wait.
--
ÄLSKAR - Fänga Dagen

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plateshutoverlock
2023-03-13 04:31:28 UTC
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Post by plateshutoverlock
Ad-seg sucks, so let's liven things up here a bit
(begins kicking on locked steel cell door)
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
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(calls out to guards)
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
(stuffs prison issue jumpsuit into toilet)
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(tier floods with water)
Oh goodie! The beetle squad is suiting up
and getting ready to rush
my cell and thump me around. Horray!
A free vacation in a mental observation
cell! I can hardly wait. OC gas is very
tasty.
Turn off the water to the cell before the flood. Pump the cell full of
gas and wait.
--
ÄLSKAR - Fänga Dagen
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Or they could pump sleepy gas through the ventalation ducts.
I'm surprised prisons don't have this as a standard feature.
plateshutoverlock
2023-03-13 04:38:55 UTC
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Post by plateshutoverlock
Ad-seg sucks, so let's liven things up here a bit
(begins kicking on locked steel cell door)
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
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(calls out to guards)
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
(stuffs prison issue jumpsuit into toilet)
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(tier floods with water)
Oh goodie! The beetle squad is suiting up
and getting ready to rush
my cell and thump me around. Horray!
A free vacation in a mental observation
cell! I can hardly wait. OC gas is very
tasty.
Turn off the water to the cell before the flood. Pump the cell full of
gas and wait.
--
ÄLSKAR - Fänga Dagen
Слава Україні та НАТО
Or they could pump sleepy gas through the ventalation ducts.
I'm surprised prisons don't have this as a standard feature.
OK, this provides some insight why this isn't used

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incapacitating_agent#

And the sleeping gas used in the Moscow theater crisis killed 15% of the people in there because the gas was derived from FENTANYL". Yikes!
Ken Olson
2023-03-13 05:14:29 UTC
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Ad-seg sucks, so let's liven things up here a bit
(begins kicking on locked steel cell door)
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
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(calls out to guards)
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
(stuffs prison issue jumpsuit into toilet)
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(tier floods with water)
Oh goodie! The beetle squad is suiting up
and getting ready to rush
my cell and thump me around. Horray!
A free vacation in a mental observation
cell! I can hardly wait. OC gas is very
tasty.
Turn off the water to the cell before the flood. Pump the cell full of
gas and wait.
--
ÄLSKAR - Fänga Dagen
Слава Україні та НАТО
Or they could pump sleepy gas through the ventalation ducts.
I'm surprised prisons don't have this as a standard feature.
OK, this provides some insight why this isn't used
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incapacitating_agent#
And the sleeping gas used in the Moscow theater crisis killed 15% of the people in there because the gas was derived from FENTANYL". Yikes!
Hmm, I wonder how expensive nitrous oxide would cost for such an
application.
--
ÄLSKAR - Fänga Dagen

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Ken Olson
2023-03-13 05:12:35 UTC
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Post by plateshutoverlock
Post by plateshutoverlock
Ad-seg sucks, so let's liven things up here a bit
(begins kicking on locked steel cell door)
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
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(calls out to guards)
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
(stuffs prison issue jumpsuit into toilet)
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(tier floods with water)
Oh goodie! The beetle squad is suiting up
and getting ready to rush
my cell and thump me around. Horray!
A free vacation in a mental observation
cell! I can hardly wait. OC gas is very
tasty.
Turn off the water to the cell before the flood. Pump the cell full of
gas and wait.
--
ÄLSKAR - Fänga Dagen
Слава Україні та НАТО
Or they could pump sleepy gas through the ventalation ducts.
I'm surprised prisons don't have this as a standard feature.
Agreed. That would be a better deal for both.
--
ÄLSKAR - Fänga Dagen

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