The inmate takes exception to your
comment for no real reason, just that
he is missing summer and family BBQs
while stuck in solitary so any reason
will do. So he gets his mighty foot
all flexed and ready to kick on the
steel door of his windowless concrete
shitbox. And thus begins
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(anger directed at his captors)
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
(tries in vain to rip down the light encased in an inmate proof box)
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(bangs on the bunk that has no mattress)
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(makes wildlife and Tarzan sounds for 30 minutes)
(Goes on 5 hour tirade of how "the system" did him wrong, it's everyone else's fault, blah blah blah)
(other inmates in the unit get fed up with this inmate keeping them awake at all hours, they start kicking on their own doors)
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" BLAM BLAM
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" BLAM BLAM
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" BLAM BLAM
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" BLAM BLAM
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" BLAM BLAM
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" BLAM BLAM
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" BLAM BLAM
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" BLAM BLAM
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" BLAM BLAM
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" BLAM BLAM
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" BLAM BLAM
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" BLAM BLAM
It's a party here in the hole tonight!